Apple’s Three Laws of Developers

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  1. A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.
  2. A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

— I. Developer

at least it’s not a blue screen!
(src The Daily WTF)

at least it’s not a blue screen!

(src The Daily WTF)